If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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