yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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