This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She needs sedatives and a leash
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Randomize
