Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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