Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize