Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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