I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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