Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I understand Curling. That high.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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