Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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