Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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