It's just like the Real World with babies
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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