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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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