margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I cannot find my penis.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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