Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I would fuck him just for his dog
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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