Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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