after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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