it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I skipped work to stalk him.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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