I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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