I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She has the best kind of daddy issues
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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