You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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