he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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