she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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