Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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