I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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