Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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