He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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