At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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