My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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