I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You can't motorboat a personality
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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