You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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