I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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