my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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