But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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