I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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