You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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