Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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