She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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