I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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