I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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