We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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