jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
the raccoons are back...
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