I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
