I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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