BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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