She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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