At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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