He uses pillows to masturbate.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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