i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Do plants get herpes?
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