He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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