have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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