pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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