I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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