should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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